Okay, we all have to admit that summer can be pretty interesting but the most interesting things that happen are done in boredom.
Okay, like I always bitch about (Yes hon, it's all about me), Rapid City is a boring place. But I have been eyeballing my neighbours. Now, I know the 9th commandment or so is that "thou shalt not covet their neighbour's property". Well, this aint like that.
- #1, they are super cute
- #2, they are always partying
- #3, they skateboard
- #4, refer to #1
- #5, they live right next door.
In a moment of bravado, my roommates and I went to go introduce ourselves. O boy, I just dey shake but they were pretty cool dudes. So last night, Eytan and I went over. This was kinda fun and totally crazy. One of them, his name's Gary, looked high as fuck but I'm like "na the guy wahala, no one beg him make e smoke igbo". SO, we are like having fun and it's all cool. They tried to teach me how to skateboard and I acted like a totally dumb broad. I miss doing that. The conversation was pretty light and we are invited in for beer pong but I only drink the hard stuff and that is socially. Plus, I don't know these people, na so person go roofie me and I will just turn into a sad Naija movie character (Remember Genevieve movies?). But that was last night.
Tonight, we hung out with this dude called John who has like a mega crush on Eytan. It was sorta weird because he kept doing all those things girls do when they are crushing bad on a guy (You know, the always addressing questions to the guy and the soft voice and making plans for the future and trying to look resourceful and talking about things he likes. Shut up, you know that we all did this at one time or the other). But Eytan was pretty cool about it, Eytan's a pretty cool dude and for some reason, everyone wants in his pants (Guys and girls and even teachers [Yes, teachers are sexless]). Tomorrow, we hang out with John some more.
When we were at Mt. Rushmore, Eytan kept telling everyone to high-five him. One guy, who looks like the bastard child of Justin Timberlake and Tyler Paul, was so pissed. Another set of people were just looking. And this little girl, poor thing, I bet she thought he was a pedophile.He's a hilarious guy. We actually got lost and made tons of noise and cranked up the music. I swear, sometimes I sound like I'm on drugs. I want to go to the frat that John lives in and party with those guys but I wanna go with Tony because I rather he take advantage of me than some snotty bro. It was just fun, plus I was comfortable with how I looked.
The fourth of July has no influence on me. But there will be some pretty cool fireworks and whatever. My next blog will be about some weirdos I go to school with.
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Akonfused Gal
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